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BREAKING NEWS: OSIBANJO REDUCES BAG OF RICE TO N7,500 IN ABUJA

The Acting President in less than 2months in office ordered that a bag of rice should be sold at maximum of N7,500 (seven thousand five hundred naira only).

He gave the order this morning while addressing the market women/rice merchants in Abuja the FCT.
“Enough is enough! My people can’t continue to buy a bag of rice for about N18,000.
For what? My administration is ready to subsidise rice for our people to buy at cheaper rate if the need be. But for now, nobody should sell a bag of rice beyond N7500 With immediate effect” he concluded .
And in what seems to be magic, some people have obeyed the order and started selling at the VP’s recommended price. I just bought 2 bags at N15,000 at Utako Market now. Though, some people are still selling it beyond the N7500 against the govt’s order.
To know where you can buy it at N7500 per bag like I did,
Take a cup of garri with cold water at about 12noon and sleep where nobody will disturb you.
You too will see the same thing in your dream!
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